New Ofcom Rules

This is the official new ofcom rules which came into place on Friday 17th December 2010.

NEW OFCOM RULES

1 Clothing to be worn between 5:30am-9:00pm (Dresses, Hot Pants and Vest tops, Fantasy Costumes (Maid, Stewardess, Secretary etc). Lingerie under any of the above, but not uncovered lingerie.
2 No breasts fully exposed before 10pm. Implied topless acceptable.
3 No nudity before 11pm. A performer can be fully nude and use a static straight hand with straight fingers to cover themselves. Ofcom accepted that this does not constitute masturbation.

Fuck!!!!!

(18-12-2010 23:17 )Scottishbloke Wrote:  This is the official new ofcom rules which came into place on Friday 17th December 2010.

NEW OFCOM RULES

1 Clothing to be worn between 5:30am-9:00pm (Dresses, Hot Pants and Vest tops, Fantasy Costumes (Maid, Stewardess, Secretary etc). Lingerie under any of the above, but not uncovered lingerie.
2 No breasts fully exposed before 10pm. Implied topless acceptable.
3 No nudity before 11pm. A performer can be fully nude and use a static straight hand with straight fingers to cover themselves. Ofcom accepted that this does not constitute masturbation.

Seems reasonable enough, if you happen to live in Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Iran....etc etc.

Afghanistan that's just a wee bit over the top. We're not that bad are we surely! On reflection they could have actually been a hell of a lot worse. At least full nudity is still permitted although still not to our liking and for as long as ofcom remain they still hold the power over what the babe channels can and cannot show. This is violating the post watershed rule and I hope somebody challenges ofcom as these channels are not being allowed to operate to what an expected audience should be allowed to see on a sexline channel quite clearly aimed at adults only and its nothing short of patronising that ofcom should be dictating to them in this day in age when the rest of Europe is allowed to broadcast their late night sex channels without let or hindrance. Ofcom are also violating this countries democracy. It makes you wonder why we go to war with countries with a dictatorship style of government when all we need to do is look on the doorstep of our own.

(18-12-2010 23:17 )Scottishbloke Wrote:  A performer can be fully nude and use a static straight hand with straight fingers to cover themselves.

If Lori had fingers like this then she would be unemployed

(19-12-2010 00:57 )mrmann Wrote:  Open fingers ARE allowed though, as Ofcom rules only mention STATIC hand (Non moving) and NO MASTURBATING.

I think the 'straight fingers' line covers them there, mrmann

(19-12-2010 01:09 )StanTheMan Wrote:  

(19-12-2010 00:57 )mrmann Wrote:  Open fingers ARE allowed though, as Ofcom rules only mention STATIC hand (Non moving) and NO MASTURBATING.

I think the 'straight fingers' line covers them there, mrmann

But it says CAN, and not MUST

I'm erasing my posts

Wish Ofcom would spell out in clear words what they want. They are so vague about everything on purpose.

Yes looking at those rules again it's still unclear whether or not full frontal is permitted or not. I think someone from the babe channels should go back to ofcom and ask them to explain rule 3 again more clearly as its subject to just how you interpret it.

(19-12-2010 01:16 )mrmann Wrote:  They are so vague about everything on purpose.

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Helps the bank balance, dontcha know.

(19-12-2010 01:19 )Scottishbloke Wrote:  Yes looking at those rules again it's still unclear whether or not full frontal is permitted or not. I think someone from the babe channels should go back to ofcom and ask them to explain rule 3 again more clearly as its subject to just how you interpret it.

But surley, Scottishbloke, this can't be the full extent of their new guidlines? All this time, debating and whatnot, and it comes down to just three basic rules??