Jokes

I went along to the local Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting but all the seats were taken.

I went into Dan's cafe yesterday, but was put off by all the non stop George Michael music…

I'm never going to Dan's again!

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.