Storm - Chat & Discussion

I thought I'd start this thread in preperation of the first nightshow.

We've had a couple of days now, of the dayshow, and things will have to be upped in my opinion. Bob talked a great show in his first post, and promised us that Club Paradiso would be like nothing we've seen before. Well I'm sorry, Bob, you're going to have to come back and explain where it differs exactly, because I'm damned if I can see it.

Early day's it's not 10.00 pm yet

It's now 04.00 am looks the same as the rest so far, Apart from the strobe effect earlier, maybe bob was trying to induce epiletic attacks throughout the nation, that would make it different from the rest, as long as you didn't have your cock in your hand at the time.

To quote the great Mancunian philosopher, Mr Calf...."bag o'shite!"

Get the tech hitches fixed BEFORE you go live.

Looks the same as most of the other channels tbh

The nothing like we've seen before does seem to be more like exactly like you've seen before.

I'm not surprised it's like all the other channels tbh. What did you really expect?

Got to admit it is a bit same/same but he does have time to improve.

Come on guys, be fair. I mean, at least the chaise lounge is a different colour to the ones on the other channels.

(02-10-2009 18:33 )StanTheMan Wrote:  Bob talked a great show in his first post, and promised us that Club Paradiso would be like nothing we've seen before. Well I'm sorry, Bob, you're going to have to come back and explain where it differs exactly, because I'm damned if I can see it.

Agreed. Here's a quote from Bob's opening invitation:

(26-09-2009 18:32 )Bob Paradiso Wrote:  I would like to offer you all an open invitation to Club Paradiso. Basically it is attractive young ladies talking on the telephone, similar one might suppose, to some of the other channels you may have seen. There, my chums is where the similarities end.

Let's face it, that last line needs rewriting to better reflect reality:

(26-09-2009 18:32 )Bob Paradiso Wrote:  There my chums is where the similarities only begin.

FYP Bob . Club Paradiso isn't a bad show, and kudos for putting the work in to set it up, but as expected it was never going to live up to the pre-broadcast hoopla. Essentially it's another show heavy on the make-up and hold-up stockings, pedalling a familiar brand of tiresome sauciness. I had high hopes for something that might, for example, push the boat out and show as much bare skin as can be got away with, but in an arty or dreamy or gymnastic way. Instead we get this hackneyed old brassy boudoir stuff. Well, currently, you can throw a stick in any direction when you're in and amongst the 900 free-to-view channels and hit about ten of those type of shows!

Nothing special for me

Hey Bob, you know your channel needs more improvements to become "like nothing we've seen before"

Also the webstream. The video quality is very bad.