A Small Complaint (aka the A to Z of Captain Vimes' follies)

As a gay, black, white, brown, Muslim, feminist, Jewish, straight, Christian, communist, nazi hater of the patriachal forced system of values that are foisted upon us. Can I make a reasonable complaint that the girls on these channels, not all some invite the feminine side and a good thing too, usually mouth the word 'Come on Boys, phone me'.

Not only is this enforcing and enhancing the patriachal, it's a good word I'll use it twice, dominant world view it is implicitly going against the Sisterhood.

As a part of the Sisterhood, admittedly male, but that's just semantics, can't these women see how much damage they are doing to their sisters. Independence, earning your own living on your own terms, attitude, me and the Sisters especially hate the attitude.

Why oh why can't they conform to the norms we have laid down in our leaflet 'You thought you were a nice person but you're not really'. In this we explain how getting on with your life and being 'nice' to one another regardless of race, creed or religion is inherently wrong.

We don't like the word 'nice'. In fact after typing it more than once I have been physically sick. (It's OK the mental sickness takes care of itself)

In our righteous and holy (yes, we are spiritual too, if that's what floats your boat) campaign please send £1000 immediately to :-

WeAreRightYouAreWrongYouKnowWeAreRight.com

(I hear the Maldives is quite nice at this time of the year but this is just the climate/geography service that we provide)

Now hang on a minute, you're being very unfair. I don't think you have any idea what it's like being a girl on the babechannels and the sh*t that they must have to put up with.

I didn't realise this until I tried it for myself.

I painted my phone number on the bottom of the living room window and stood there wearing just a pair of mrs w's bra and panties, waving my phone and mouthing "come on guys, phone me" to passers by.

The level of abuse I got shocked me to the core and I'll never criticise any girl who's brave enough to go on the shows ever again.

It was selfless act mr williams, no man could do more.

And yet I'm not seeing any readies. Therefore I'm disappointed.

Just to remind you slackers.



I might take you seriously if you shmooze me with this sort of thing.

995

sometimes my head hurts!

I like the word "nice" ... my biscuits say it to me.

This is got to be the most crackerjacked thread in the history of this forum.

I LIKE IT.

P.S i like the word bazinga

I've read and re-read Captain Vimes' original post, and I don't have the first fucking clue what he's going on about.

(11-06-2011 17:51 )StanTheMan Wrote:  I've read and re-read Captain Vimes' original post, and I don't how the first fucking clue was he's going on about.

Fuckin' A. That makes two of us.

Who is that tw@t posting under my name. Arf.

999.

Slightly scared that it made perfect sense to me. Well, it's all about matters and determinations really and that's what counts on a day like today. They are men, they are orange, they have done their shopping and I'm sorry but something appears to have happened to my brain.