New Laws

After reading of Theo Walcott's rather unwise revelations in his book I've come to the conclusion that it should be illegal to publish an autobiography before the age of 50. I wondered if anyone else has ideas for new laws.

How can you write and autobiography in your 20's he is a football player his life is not that interesting I am sure.

(16-08-2011 12:38 )Broncobilly Wrote:  How can you write and autobiography in your 20's he is a football player his life is not that interesting I am sure.

Precisely my point.

Footballers who kiss the badge on their shirt after scoring should be sent off

(16-08-2011 12:42 )Stillroom Rock Wrote:  Footballers who kiss the badge on their shirt after scoring should be sent off

LOL!

(16-08-2011 12:42 )Stillroom Rock Wrote:  Footballers who kiss the badge on their shirt after scoring should be sent off

When Saturday Comes has suggested that those who kiss the badge should not be allowed to move in the next transfer window - an excellent idea.

Instead of booking players they should be forced to remove their shirts when they score. This new law only applies to female footballers (pervy law).

It should be against the law for gary neville to go within earshot or view of any sound recording or visual equipment!

It should be illegal to buy music by Cher Lloyd, Come to think of it, it should be illegal to BE Cher Lloyd

Or Leona Lewis