The confusing thread

i thought this would be a good idea, since it's the fun zone on the forum, say what you want, within reason, but say it in a long-winded, confusing way, for example, "i'm going to the dentist" would be something like, "later on today, i'll journey towards the oral helper, hoping to get my teeth sorted" or something to that effect

i awoke from a seemingly forgetable dream, as i do not remember it, not even an hour ago, how are you all?

i'm facing a breakfast dilemma, as i have many options from which to choose

i thought i'd recite the current version of the alphabet whilst i decide what breakfast i'll soon be eating

the first letter of the alphabet, the second letter of the alphabet, the third letter of the alphabet, the fourth letter of the alphabet, the fifth letter of the alphabet, the sixth letter of the alphabet, the seventh letter of the alphabet, the eighth letter of the alphabet, the ninth letter of the alphabet, the tenth letter of the alphabet, the eleventh letter of the alphabet, the twelfth letter of the alphabet, the thirteenth letter of the alphabet, the fourteenth letter of the alphabet, the fifteenth letter of the alphabet... i've now decided on my choice of breakfast

Um...ok, can you give me the name of the person who gave you that Pritt Stick you've been sniffing?, they need a serious talking to

Whoopah,i wouldn't say you were crazy but if i had to give a description to a police sketch artist, the end result would be something like this...*



*Kinda looks like Christoper Lloyd getting a bj from Einstein (you can choose whether the scientist or the dog is funnier)

that photographic image is almost accurate, but the head warmer is of the wrong colour, it should be less blue

(and i don't sniff pritt sticks... i eat 'em!!! lol)

well.... im confused....... so i hope your bloody happy now u numpty...!!!???

what was this thread about again...??? persons of a human nature, expressing their combined chain of grammatical expressions, into long winded configurations so as to elongate the true nature of their intentions....??? so that's taking the piss to say summat that can be spoken in just one or two words isnt it...???

okay........ "I feel this configuration of posting material, and it's layout, is not of a functional or relative progress to communal discussions...??" Or if you'd prefer.... "Bloody daft thread, Whoopah!"

(18-09-2011 11:42 )whoopah Wrote:  i thought i'd recite the current version of the alphabet whilst i decide what breakfast i'll soon be eating

the first letter of the alphabet, the second letter of the alphabet, the third letter of the alphabet, the fourth letter of the alphabet, the fifth letter of the alphabet, the sixth letter of the alphabet, the seventh letter of the alphabet, the eighth letter of the alphabet, the ninth letter of the alphabet, the tenth letter of the alphabet, the eleventh letter of the alphabet, the twelfth letter of the alphabet, the thirteenth letter of the alphabet, the fourteenth letter of the alphabet, the fifteenth letter of the alphabet... i've now decided on my choice of breakfast

alphabet spaghetti for breakfast

i just concocted a beverage after waiting for the water warmer to do it's pre-assigned duty, i then added the white liquid from a bovine animal, then i submerged multiple biscuits into the brewed mixture and exclaimed, "ahh, that's a very enjoyable thing for one to do"

(18-09-2011 16:54 )whoopah Wrote:  then added the white liquid from a bovine animal

Cow jizz?...you forgot the part where you added the tea or coffee,so now it just sounds like you are playing soggy biscuit

(18-09-2011 17:00 )Chimpy Wrote:  Cow jizz?...you forgot the part where you added the tea or coffee,so now it just sounds like you are playing soggy biscuit

ok, just for you, chimpy, i made myself a cup of tea and had some biscuits