Machete

There is a film on Sky tonight called Machete I had not heard of it before but was left open mouthed at how good it was particularly with a naked Lindsay Lohan in two scenes. She has a seriously good tight body!

I hate to be the one that breaks it to you that wasn't Lindsay's body
But yeah a very cool old school grindhouse movie.

The bit with her waking up in that church thing was her though just not the bit in the pool.

(20-11-2011 21:39 )Timbo Wrote:  The bit with her waking up in that church thing was her though

That was definitely her, if you watch the churches cctv footage you'll see her stealing from the donation box and put 4 jewel encrusted goblets in her bag......

Got it on dvd. Some of the deleted scenes with Jessica Alba are.good too.

Dont forget Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba...??

I know Alba's nude shower scene is a result of clever CGI men removing her bikini; but M-Rod's scenes are more to my liking....that leather bra and trousers..!!! Whooooaaaa!!!!

always had the girl-on-girl hots for hispanic ladies...!!!! (yes, i'm aware miss alba is also of a spanish/hispanic background)

For those that have still to see the film though, I wont go into detail of the early 'clever retrieval of a cell phone' scene with another girl...........Sllluuurrrpppppppp!!!! (pmsl)

machete kills and machete kills again will make it a triology like the el mariachi triology. robert rodriguez is a fantastic director, composer and writer. he is also a fantastic singer, if you the kill bill 2 dvd with the extras there is one where tarantino explains why he choose rodriguez. rodriguez wants to turn danny trejo (machete) into the next action hero a mexican sly stallone/bruce willis/arnie.

the beginning bit where the girl pulls a mobile from her pussy was brilliant and the scene in the hospital where machete grabs the mans intestines and jumps out of the window.

there are alot people who said the film was shit and did not get the piont of the film. you need have seen the el mariachi triology to understand that its about a man who has lost everything and sets out to get the people.