Porn Storage

I think that she could be on to you when she spots your screen saver

(20-12-2011 10:04 )billy_wizz Wrote:  How do people store their pics and vid's?

As a married man I have to winzip and store in different folders!!

As my collection gets bigger I find it hard to keep on top of the files and keeping them in order! Any tips?

Your wife can work a computer? Or did you mean the kids?

Either way if finding the clip you are looking for is tricky what you need is a filing system that works for you. Try categorising by situation then hair colour then boob size. Of course that system runs into problems when there are two babes with different colour hair, or one babe with different sized boobs, let alone an orgy scene that falls into multiple situation categories (Black Angel by Tinto Brass?) The solution is simple - just go with the option you like best. Example: a blonde and a redhead, file under Blonde. A scene containing a footfuck and anal? File under which ever you prefer. Minger and a milf doing a double act? File under bin. In case you wonder how to find thigs when what you half remember is the lesser category and you fancy a bit of variety, the mind has a great and you will usually remember the main category. If not use memory tricks like combining the keywords into a sentence and building an interesting and unusual picture around that: plump, auberrgine, oil, giggle, Scot. (Its Lorraine Kelly on Masterchef. What? You thought of something else? See, it works).

Tomorrow: How to build a database to store binary large objects (BLOBS), tag and index them.

(21-12-2011 10:19 )aceman65 Wrote:  This is just so humorous, it's beyond belief. Why is it that we all asume it has to be the man that watches porn. My wife was worse than me at looking at, & watching porn. And as for calling the channels up, She got off on it more than me.

How about being honest about it. She may want to watch and join in.

Yeah effing nice for you aceman65 who has landed on his feet.

Some of us have been married and or in long term relationships with rather lovely girls, or so they seemed at the outset, who were well into larking about in several difficult, dangerous and frankly interesting positions.

Then it GOT SERIOUS.

All of a sudden it started being about curtains and colour schemes, fun, unbridled, let's just screw each other for the sheer fun of it sex went out of the window.

So you settle down, think you're happy but really that teenager in you is still lurking at the back of your brain, which is saying let's have a lot of sex, I love this girl, I would do anything for her, why won't she have sex with me anymore like what we did when we first met.

You get bitter, your eyes start straying, you've had a few drinks, that girl who you've always had a distant crush on is making eyes at you, you talk to her, it's rather pleasant, the thrill of the forbidden.

But no, you are a responsible man. You have made you bed for better or worse. You walk home from the pub with lost regrets and open the door to find your nearest and dearest has suddenly found her interest in sex but unfortunately it is a younger and more handsome version of yourself.

You end up, crushed and embittered, posting on a site dedicated to girls who would never give you the time of day, in your little fantasy world they would.

This is just a scenario I've cooked up out of my head and has no relation to real life.



Oops drunken edit.

In the unreal world of things that don't happen despite my bitter rant I'd like to state that my ex-wife never phones me in tears, when she as pissed as a newt every year on Christmas Eve, despite decrying my alcoholic intake when we were married, oh the irony, and never says she still loves me because the rest of the year she's just after money. That's proper love.

Fuck me I'm trying to justify myself to strangers.

I don't have to hide my porn, because I'm not married. I could sit here right here right now butt naked and watch porn with the sound on and no wife would give me an ass whiping