What's the funniest thing you've heard while listening in?

I was going to post this in the Babestation section, then I thought I'd open it up to the guys who call the other channels as well.
(also, if anyone recognises themselves feel free to own up )

I'll start it off with one from the early hours of Friday morning.

I was in the queue waiting to speak to Paige Tyler and the guy on the line was a bit lippy. Nothing abusive, just a big ego, thought he was gods gift to women.
She was just taking him down a peg when his wife/girlfriend burst into the room, saw what was happening, and started to give him a right verbal going over
From the sound of it he got the tv off in time but the phone was still connected (maybe he was too busy pulling up his trousers )
Then she grabbed the phone and demanded to know who was on the line but I don't think Paige could've replied if she wanted to, she was almost peeing herself

The whole row probably only lasted a couple of minutes but it was well worth the £3

hope someone got this

a fart

(14-01-2012 20:05 )cwpussylover Wrote:  a fart

Had to lower the tone, didn't you?

I've never heard the auld 'bottom burp', but I was listening in to Tiff, when the BS1 set was the big one, and he kept asking for a cuddle...
Tiff wanted to ride someone hard, and he asked for cuddles...
I'm up for a bit of a cuddle, with an actual woman, but what, may I ask, is up with that?
If that wasn't enough, he kept asking her to tell her that she loved him.
I have no illusions about the babe channels, but asking a babe to tell you she loves you, and expecting her to inject some feeling into it, is asking for a bit too much.
But that's just me.
Agree or disagree, that's your call.
Babestation. Keeping me 'up' since '02.

1. The guy talking to Danni Levy on nights who asked her how big her boobs were. After she'd told him she asked if he liked girls with with boobs to which he replied NO. WTF was he bloody ringing her for then!

2. The guy who rang Danni and had his "friend" Barbara with him who he proceeded to give a good seeing to whilst Danni talked dirty to him. Fascinating listening once I realized Barbara was a blow up doll! (man if you are on this forum no offense intended - it was great entertainment!)

I heard Lolly talking to her producer in between calls about the previous caller (I didn't hear any of that call because I'd just got into the queue)...

LOLLY : "...nah...he was just an arsehole...didn't even know my name......(abrupt change of tone of voice to bright & perky for next caller)
Hello, welcome to Babestation, my name's Lolly, what's your name....?"

No different to any other customer services industry, I'd suggest

How can you not know Lolly's name?
She's been responible for some of the sorest morning after cocks I've ever had.
And she's never even touched it.
Sure, she's touched plenty of cock, and that's why she's a legend of the babe channels.
Miss you, Lolly.
Thank fuck for VCR.

This wasn't a listening in, but I was once so drunk after a night out that I thought I was trying to order the Ricky Hatton fight. If any1 listened to that call they would of had a laugh n a half! Think it was Jada I was talking too.

Just remembered one from a dayshow call.

Some guy was talking to Paige Phillips and weaving a story about how he was upset because his best friend had come over and was upstairs shagging his mom.

I'm pretty sure that it was all just a product of the recent fad for MILF flix and he was simply trying to set the scene of some porno he'd watched. But I don't think Paige knew that and she gamely tried to comfort him! It was one of those moments where you just wish there was an option to interrupt a call so you could set her straight: "he's not really upset! he's having a wank!!!"