Random Sex Talk & Chat

A bit more fun than the one sent out in the post earlier this year. http://www.yoursexcensus.com Was in The Sun yesterday - thoughts?

Its quite a strange obsession why people feel the need 2 pretend to be babes when they are blokes....I myself have been unfortunate to be duped in the past...its quite hurtful...Its not something most peeps will admit to..We all live and learn...Any other unfortunate poeple had any experiences with this ?

That Kelly is a bit sus...

Only joking Kel... Really.

Kelly was unfairly treated by the forum. We have become so suspicious of guy pretending to be girls that we are frightening away all the genuine ones.

Fuck..be careful Magne dude...she'll eat U up and spit U out geeze...pmsl...
I'm fully aware of the ill treatment given to Kels...I for one backed her all the way..shes an awesome contributor to the forum buddy

Maybe it is the same as a fella who is gay but shags birds because he's ashamed of who he is?

We should use this to name and shame the fakes!!

What music would U listen to while making love 2 a beautiful girl....Or what tune would U have on while smashin some birds backs doors in ..??

I my self would choose " Hey baby " by deadmau5 featuring Mellefresh
or" Midriff " by Torqux.....pure filth whichever one U choose...
I'd like to think theres quite a diverse choice in tastes...come on don't be shy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LglpHpmy9Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67eUIfVeOM

Noones more erotic than Zappa

I have a preference for female vocalists for this purpose.I find Tori Amos very erotic,my ex was also a redhead.I like firery women that are a bit crazy.I think the fact that she was once pictured with a piglet suckling on one of her tits gives me the impression that she's a dirty bitch so that kinda helps.

I think the management are trying to tell me something at work..
They are giving all female customers between the age of 20 to 35 high viss jackets with the following message on the back
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Apparently this is to remind me to behave myself around such tempting crumpet....God only knows why its on my forklift truck ?? This is borderline CW terrotory....PMSL...

Has any of em told you to fork off ?