Is it a good thing to send semen to the women in the mail?

How could such a wonderful gift be rejected?
Its full of protein .

I tend to send it pretty well every time that I post anything. I just don't trust those adhesive strips that come with modern envelopes. That is why I find just lightly smearing it with semen does the trick.

(22-06-2013 10:29 )RESPONSIBLE ADULT Wrote:  I tend to send it pretty well every time that I post anything. I just don't trust those adhesive strips that come with modern envelopes. That is why I find just lightly smearing it with semen does the trick.

Ooooooooo IMAGES!!!

NO! It's fucking disgusting

Fackin 'ell...I thought I was a deviant...

I had to stop.

It was getting too expensive to send a big load through the post.

After reading this thread tried it on the women over the road,personal delivery through her letter box,will add not a good idea only just got out of nick after a night in the cells

Nice to see that many are against this. I wonder what eagle_si thinks about this? Hope he's not a supporter of semen being sent to women

As most of you can probably tell, this is a joke post of sorts, after I read about Jenny Laird getting a semen covered magazine sent to her in the mail. However, I do think it's a crime, and think it's sad that some people do these types of things.

The Postman always Knocks one out Twice