Me and Daisy Dash are getting married

(14-11-2013 22:35 )Broncobilly Wrote:  The hen night sounds great

only girls alloweed

THANKS TO WHOEVER sent the industrial strength 5kg tub of Vasaline..Daisy will be truely grateful on honeymoon

is that because you will be spending it in a Premier Inn?

Premier Inn? Beware incase Lenny Henry jumps out of a wardrobe and starts bouncing on the bed lol!

Imagine Lenny's shock if he caught CW trying in on with Daisy! The sight of CW would traumatise Lenny (and Daisy?) for life lol!

(15-11-2013 19:16 )cwpussylover Wrote:  only girls alloweed

CW, didn't realise you'd persuaded Cheryl Cole's old group 'Girls Aloud' to reform for Daisy's Hen Night lol!

(16-11-2013 18:33 )cwpussylover Wrote:  THANKS TO WHOEVER sent the industrial strength 5kg tub of Vasaline..Daisy will be truely grateful on honeymoon

Best check its definitely Vaseline in that tub .

I just hope its only for Daisy...

hey geezer..mine is 1 way traffic

(17-11-2013 08:20 )snookered147 Wrote:  

(16-11-2013 18:33 )cwpussylover Wrote:  THANKS TO WHOEVER sent the industrial strength 5kg tub of Vasaline..Daisy will be truely grateful on honeymoon

Best check its definitely Vaseline in that tub .

WAS IT FROM YOU SNOOKERED147???......I'd better check dont want u impregnating my Daisy

(16-11-2013 18:33 )cwpussylover Wrote:  THANKS TO WHOEVER sent the industrial strength 5kg tub of Vasaline..Daisy will be truely grateful on honeymoon

Yes, if she smears it all over the door handle you won't be able to get into the bedroom!