Me and Daisy Dash are getting married

And knowing CW, he's got a Plan B, C, D, E, F, G......

I take it the wedding night will be live broadcast on BSX only the feed won't work and when it does it will be some dodgy 1970's porn film showing

Just remember, CW, that toward the end of the ceremony, you slip
a ring on the bride's finger, not slip your finger in the bride's ring.

(07-11-2013 23:36 )cwpussylover Wrote:  thats it sorry girls I'm off the market...going to marry my superbabe Daisy Dash its going to be a quick marriage, followed by a months honeymoon of kinky depraved naughty filthy sex...now how do I tell Daisy??????

Good for you mate but plz remember if your going to do a sex tape for us make sure your fat ass isn't blocking the view

(08-11-2013 21:00 )KRISB Wrote:  Just remember, CW, that toward the end of the ceremony, you slip
a ring on the bride's finger, not slip your finger in the bride's ring.

I shall take my watch off first... to make sure I dont damage that golden arse

Congratulations you filthy bastard I would shake your hand but knowing where it's probably been I think it's best not to

Have you chosen your best man yet? I'm guessing it will be expected he will personally look after the bridesmaids who surely we should be able to help Daisy choose?

(08-11-2013 20:58 )SecretAgent Wrote:  I take it the wedding night will be live broadcast on BSX only the feed won't work and when it does it will be some dodgy 1970's porn film showing

And even if it appears on Freeview the view will probably be obstructed by a load of OSGs .
Numerous pics and vids of the wedding would be available at £3 a go.
Ring in to talk to the happy couple.
Option 1 for Daisy.
Option 2 for Cw.
Option 3 to listen in.
Option 4 for Cws other girlfriends at home (Tammy and Fernanda???)

(08-11-2013 20:55 )mr williams Wrote:  And knowing CW, he's got a Plan B, C, D, E, F, G......

Methinks plan c would finish CW

C would be a walk over...may ask her to the stag do to do a speed wank off......but serioiusly guys I'm a one woman guy now...why would i need anyone else but my lovely Daisy