Annoying Adverts

The annoying thing about afternoon television are all those cremation adverts and the actors always have a stupid grin on their faces.
So not just one advert, all of them.

This year's 'On The Beach' advert

Why would they use a Christmas classic to advertise a summer holiday?
(Andy Williams, Most Wonderful Time of the Year')

And there's no way that I would want to be associated with the family that they use on the show - Holiday makers from hell.

The bloody million pound house draw.

I actually want to throttle that woman and her stupid stupid smile.

" the lovely " Debbie McGee advertising cut price funerals on daytime TV.

Surely Paul Daniels left her a few quid
Not a lot, but enough for a decent coffin.

Audi. Advertising a car that doesn't exist, that even if it did exist wouldn't be allowed on the roads under current laws.

Bloody Aldi Christmas advert complete with rubbish poem accompaniment.

Bah bloody humbug

FFS I thought they said they were showing less adverts abd more tv during daytime?? Someone ion scheduling needs to look at what' ads a right to be shown at as particular time of day.
As for the Audi probably wouldn't surprise me if Hammond, May or Clarkson got one and has anyone told Audi that driving while lying down is dangerous and you would get a fine for not wearing a seat belt while doing so?
and for the cremation they should be sent to to be screened in Dignitas only many of us are not rerady for cremation yet!!

Big Narstie advertising Slimfast. Enough said.

^ How and why the fuck does that exist. Makes no sense. lol.

The guy is the definition of annoying.

Ian Wright's M & S healthy eating advert..
Telling us the benefits of healthy eating.

But when he mentions how we shouldn't been eating pies why do I really want one