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5 things you wish you could say before you die?
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RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die?
The Master Says...

What's that black-ish, hole-ish thing?
Dah Master Says: So long and thanks for all the fish!

Wait a sec... You never gave me any fish! Lousy cheapskates!

Note: That remark wasn't aimed at you, Skateguy.
30-04-2009 01:25
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"Madame! You suck!.... Oh my! you really do suck...............................................good grief"
"You say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I say that I tailor my jokes to the audience..."
30-04-2009 01:26
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3.wait a minute, did you just say it was that good your going to pay me?
I molested myself last night, i tried to say no, but i knew i wanted it.


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30-04-2009 01:27
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to the wife "if i die i'm taking you with me" Big Grin
30-04-2009 01:28
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"Who'd have thought that when the zombies finally arose, desperate for brains; they'd do so in Texas and promptly starve to death?"
"You say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I say that I tailor my jokes to the audience..."
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RE: 5 things you wish you could say before you die?
The Master Says...

"OK, so I might have chopped his arms and legs off, then dumped him in a vat of salt, then pissed all over him, then made fun of the size of his cock, but in my defense I was annoyed at the time!"
Dah Master Says: So long and thanks for all the fish!

Wait a sec... You never gave me any fish! Lousy cheapskates!

Note: That remark wasn't aimed at you, Skateguy.
30-04-2009 01:33
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The Master Says...

Cathy Barry has retired from the adult entertainment industry!
Dah Master Says: So long and thanks for all the fish!

Wait a sec... You never gave me any fish! Lousy cheapskates!

Note: That remark wasn't aimed at you, Skateguy.
30-04-2009 01:34
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"Hello? Is that the call centre for the Virgin Mobile sales team? It is? Wonderful. Could I interest you in having your office painted and decorated? Well, sir; if you'de let me finish - I can offer you a wide range of decorating services at a very reasonable price, including painting, wallpapering, glossing and wood finishing, plastering and tiling... Hello? Hello?"
"You say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I say that I tailor my jokes to the audience..."
30-04-2009 01:38
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The Master Says...

"What was that, Camilla? You want to suck my cock?"

Seconds before I electrocute myself trying to fuck the TV screen.
Dah Master Says: So long and thanks for all the fish!

Wait a sec... You never gave me any fish! Lousy cheapskates!

Note: That remark wasn't aimed at you, Skateguy.
30-04-2009 01:52
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The Master Says...

I came second!

Sad
Dah Master Says: So long and thanks for all the fish!

Wait a sec... You never gave me any fish! Lousy cheapskates!

Note: That remark wasn't aimed at you, Skateguy.
30-04-2009 02:03
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