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People that Perturb me.

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kelly1066 Offline
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RE: People that Perturb me.
That so called 'poet' who speaks the most useless lines that don't make sense or even rhyme for those Nationwide adverts..! She gets right on my tits!! annoyedannoyed

I never sit on the fence. I prefer to drop kick it out the way instead! Could possibly be a big fan of wankspangling?
19-05-2018 08:03
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Clit Eastwood Offline
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Post: #162
RE: People that Perturb me.
It's sometimes funny how we ignore adverts until it's pointed out.
Totally agree with Kels... They seriously need to be shot with a rocket launcher full of shit.!!!!!
21-05-2018 15:41
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RE: People that Perturb me.
Don't even get me started on those brain killing Gladstone Brookes PPI ads though..... "Haven't you heard?" in the most condescending manner he can muster...!!

Yes, every fecker who can understand English & haven't been living under a rock for past five years now know all about it, and have applied by now; so feck right off & get a proper job, you tw*t faced tw*tty man!!!

AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! annoyedannoyedannoyedannoyed

I never sit on the fence. I prefer to drop kick it out the way instead! Could possibly be a big fan of wankspangling?
(This post was last modified: 21-05-2018 16:03 by kelly1066.)
21-05-2018 16:01
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Clit Eastwood Offline
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Post: #164
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Adverts are a time to take a piss or make a brew.
Time better spent I think... Smile
22-05-2018 08:21
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Post: #165
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That smarmy old cunt in the funeral insurance ad, gets right up my noseannoyedannoyed
22-05-2018 10:15
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Post: #166
RE: People that Perturb me.
that arsehole of a brides father in the purple bricks advert really gets on my tits
annoyedannoyedannoyed

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22-05-2018 17:59
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Carl-Gen X Offline
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RE: People that Perturb me.
Check a trade dot.com - every time I hear that whistling followed by that oh so jaunty "check a trayyyyde...check a trade dot com"

Fuck right off with that shite...especially early in the morning not long after I have arisen from my pit...I am not in the mood for that faux cheery shit.annoyedannoyedannoyed
22-05-2018 19:20
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RE: People that Perturb me.
My list in no particular order ( except for IDS, that cunt must be number 1)

1. Theresa May (PM)
2. Care Balding
3.David Cameron
4.Michael Gove
5. Chris Evans
6.Piers Morgan
7. Seb Vettel
8.Jason Mohammad (BBC)
9.Jeremy Clarkson (smug Git)
10.David Beckham
11.Noel Edmonds
12. Robbie Savage
13.All the cunts who operate the camera on the babe shows!
14.Ken Livingstone
15.Saddiq Khan (London Mayor)
16.The Gladstone Brookes ad cunt
17.Weathermen/women who get the weather totaly wrong!!
18.Huw Edwards
19.Steve McClaren (just for being the brolly Wally)
20.All the referees when they get decisions wrong!!

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22-05-2018 19:32
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Clit Eastwood Offline
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Post: #169
RE: People that Perturb me.
Lottery winners that get a tonne of cash and say "it won't change us, we'll continue to work our every day jobs"
You know what..? Sort out your friends and relatives... I'll happily look after the rest of your money while you pop off to work.. You soft cunts!!!... Big Grin
26-05-2018 06:48
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Carl-Gen X Offline
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RE: People that Perturb me.
(22-05-2018 19:32 )babelover48 Wrote:  My list in no particular order ( except for IDS, that cunt must be number 1)

1. Theresa May (PM)
2. Care Balding
3.David Cameron
4.Michael Gove
5. Chris Evans
6.Piers Morgan
7. Seb Vettel
8.Jason Mohammad (BBC)
9.Jeremy Clarkson (smug Git)
10.David Beckham
11.Noel Edmonds
12. Robbie Savage
13.All the cunts who operate the camera on the babe shows!
14.Ken Livingstone
15.Saddiq Khan (London Mayor)
16.The Gladstone Brookes ad cunt
17.Weathermen/women who get the weather totaly wrong!!
18.Huw Edwards
19.Steve McClaren (just for being the brolly Wally)
20.All the referees when they get decisions wrong!!

Add Victoria Beckham to the list. Has untold wealth and a lifestyle most could only dream of, and she walks around with a permanent sour arse expression on her face. Total negative vibe merchant bitch.

Does my fucking head in.
(This post was last modified: 26-05-2018 11:36 by Carl-Gen X.)
26-05-2018 11:35
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