Pros and cons of dating a chat babe?

...slipping into fantasy mode (as I often do!) I was considering what might be the pros and cons of dating a chat channel babe. Feel free to add your own...

Con - Explaining to mum what she does for a living.
Pro - Explaining to dad what she does for a living!!

Con - Lonely nights
Pro - Being able to keep an eye on what she's up to!

Con - Having to go to the gym.
Pro - Having a reason to go!

Con - Having to go out whilst she has a night in with the girls.
Pro - Returning home early to find a house full of babes!

Con - Your mates phoning her to get off.
Pro - Total fucking kudos!!