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The Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated - Bob Paradiso - 01-05-2010 18:09
Hello old chums,
I've just had to leave an exceedingly drunken luncheon table as one of my dining compatriots asked me how I felt having sold the channel to a Bluebird outfit. I've had to sober up pretty quickly. "Sold it?' I asked myself? Perhaps I had lost it in a late-night poker game? Maybe that cursed technical bod had become a little too big for his boots and taken it upon himself to tout my wares.
A quick 'phone call to the old accountant has confirmed what I thought; I definitely haven't sold Club Paradiso. He did remind me that I'd just sold the blue Rolls Royce to a Mr Bird so I can only assume that a member of my staff has got the wrong end of the stick, a stick that I shall be giving them a damn good beating with later on.
Must dash chaps, looks like luncheon is over and we're all off to watch Svetlanka work the snooker table. What she does with the pink and brown is enough to make a grown man weep.
As ever,
Bob
RE: The Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated - Shady - 01-05-2010 18:18
Svetlanka's a bit more concerned about what you're up to with your cue there Bob.
RE: The Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated - Sooky™ - 01-05-2010 18:26
But....but.....what's the forum going to do without suspicion, rumour, conspiracy theory and conjecture to keep it going?
These are the very lifeblood of this place (along with a spattering of babes, caps and vids)
This will not do. This will not do at all
We can't have channel reps coming on here and addressing issues directly on the forum. Where will it all end?!?!?!?
Questions being honestly answered? Requests being met? Fans being respected?
This is a dark day in forum history....mark my words!
RE: The Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated - BLUEBIRD OFFICIAL - 01-05-2010 18:32
(01-05-2010 18:09 )Bob Paradiso Wrote: Hello old chums,
I've just had to leave an exceedingly drunken luncheon table as one of my dining compatriots asked me how I felt having sold the channel to a Bluebird outfit. I've had to sober up pretty quickly. "Sold it?' I asked myself? Perhaps I had lost it in a late-night poker game? Maybe that cursed technical bod had become a little too big for his boots and taken it upon himself to tout my wares.
A quick 'phone call to the old accountant has confirmed what I thought; I definitely haven't sold Club Paradiso. He did remind me that I'd just sold the blue Rolls Royce to a Mr Bird so I can only assume that a member of my staff has got the wrong end of the stick, a stick that I shall be giving them a damn good beating with later on.
Must dash chaps, looks like luncheon is over and we're all off to watch Svetlanka work the snooker table. What she does with the pink and brown is enough to make a grown man weep.
As ever,
Bob
We have private messaged you about this Bob.
Let's exercise responsibility in using a Public Forum.
RE: The Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated - Sooky™ - 01-05-2010 18:37
And forum balance is restored again
RE: The Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated - Shady - 01-05-2010 18:43
(01-05-2010 18:32 )BLUEBIRD OFFICIAL Wrote: We have private messaged you about this Bob.
Let's exercise responsibility in using a Public Forum.
Oooooo do tell. Cmon, Doctor Who's finished and nothing's on until NCIS starts!
Did you make an offer?
Did Bob refuse?
Did he in fact, agree?
Did you not make an offer but pissed off at the suggestion?
The rumour's now in circulation anyway
RE: The Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated - Captain Vimes - 01-05-2010 18:45
(01-05-2010 18:32 )BLUEBIRD OFFICIAL Wrote: Let's exercise responsibility in using a Public Forum.
F'ing hilarious.
RE: The Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated - Rise - 01-05-2010 18:46
(01-05-2010 18:32 )BLUEBIRD OFFICIAL Wrote: We have private messaged you about this Bob.
Let's exercise responsibility in using a Public Forum.
Feathered Fiend (sic), you can not be faulted for sheer entertainment value. hats off as usual!
RE: The Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated - director - 02-05-2010 15:45
(01-05-2010 18:09 )Bob Paradiso Wrote: Hello old chums,have you contactd your lawyers because bluebird have said on this forum they are taking over sky 966 plus others.
I've just had to leave an exceedingly drunken luncheon table as one of my dining compatriots asked me how I felt having sold the channel to a Bluebird outfit. I've had to sober up pretty quickly. "Sold it?' I asked myself? Perhaps I had lost it in a late-night poker game? Maybe that cursed technical bod had become a little too big for his boots and taken it upon himself to tout my wares.
A quick 'phone call to the old accountant has confirmed what I thought; I definitely haven't sold Club Paradiso. He did remind me that I'd just sold the blue Rolls Royce to a Mr Bird so I can only assume that a member of my staff has got the wrong end of the stick, a stick that I shall be giving them a damn good beating with later on.
Must dash chaps, looks like luncheon is over and we're all off to watch Svetlanka work the snooker table. What she does with the pink and brown is enough to make a grown man weep.
As ever,
Bob
RE: The Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated - Will Drifter - 02-05-2010 16:01
(01-05-2010 18:43 )Shady Cee Wrote: Did you make an offer?
Did Bob refuse?
Did he in fact, agree?
Did you not make an offer but pissed off at the suggestion?
The rumour's now in circulation anyway
According to their previous posts if you read them they appear to have made an offer.