RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-02-2020 15:12
At the exact same time there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth.
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.
The other is receiving oral sex from a 98 year old woman.
They are both thinking to themselves the exact same thing.
What are they both thinking?
Don’t look down!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-02-2020 20:09
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-02-2020 20:10
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-02-2020 20:11
When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-02-2020 20:12
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-02-2020 20:13
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-02-2020 20:14
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
But it was just a Fanta sea
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-02-2020 20:15
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 28-02-2020 09:34
Husband takes his wife to a disco. There's this guy on the dance floor giving it large, break-dancing, moon-walking, back-flips, the full works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband replies, "Looks like he's still fucking celebrating."
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 28-02-2020 16:34
Have you been hit by a rhythm stick? If so you may be entitled to a personal Ian Dury claim.
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