RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-03-2020 20:36
3 men captured by female savages, are told their penis's would be removed in a manner appropriate to their jobs.
1st was a lumberjack so his would be chopped off.
2nd was a butcher so his would be sliced off.
3rd man started laughing. "whats so funny?" asked the females. he replied "i work for DYSON
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 01-03-2020 20:39
I went into Boots yesterday and asked the assistant 'what gets rid of coronavirus?
She said 'ammonia cleaner'
I said 'I'm sorry, I thought you worked here.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 01-03-2020 20:40
Everyone at John Lennon Airport has been quarantined. Imagine all the people.
RE: Jokes - HLO - 01-03-2020 21:26
A cat actor got booed of the stage
It was a paw performance
RE: Jokes - HLO - 01-03-2020 21:27
There was a football player called stamp, who wasn't very good
He could only hit the post
RE: Jokes - HLO - 01-03-2020 21:28
While talking to girl:
"Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?"
"No, what?"
"Yea, I figured you were in the first group."
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-03-2020 20:33
Why did the little boy eat his cash?
Because it was his dinner money!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-03-2020 20:34
I saw a homeless guy on the street with a sign that said, “One day, this could be you.”
I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he’s right.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-03-2020 20:36
Unexpected sex – that’s a great way to wake up.
If you are not in a prison.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-03-2020 20:37
Whats long and hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
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