RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 07-03-2020 19:52
If your wife or girlfriends ever asks, "If I was to arrange a threesome for your birthday, which of my friends would you pick to join in?" never give two names.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 07-03-2020 19:55
Three guys are discussing women. "I like to watch a woman's breasts best," the first guy says. The second says, "I like to look at a woman's butt." He asks the third guy, "What about you?" "Me? I prefer to see the top of her head."
RE: Jokes - HLO - 07-03-2020 20:35
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
Tell them you can't cum
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-03-2020 15:40
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-03-2020 15:41
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-03-2020 15:42
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-03-2020 15:44
So what if I don’t know what “Armageddon” means?
It’s not the end of the world.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-03-2020 15:45
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-03-2020 15:46
I’m terrified of lifts…
… so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 08-03-2020 23:11
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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