RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-03-2020 21:07
I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation.
Never again.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-03-2020 21:10
What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
"Oops!"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-03-2020 21:11
Five guys walk into a bar.
You think one of them would've seen it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-03-2020 21:15
I'm not a big fan of stairs.
They're always up to something.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 11-03-2020 03:04
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-03-2020 15:37
What should you do if you come across an elephant?
Apologize and wipe it off.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-03-2020 15:38
What does a bungee jump and a one night stand have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-03-2020 15:44
When is it okay to beat up a dwarf?
When he's standing next to your girlfriend and telling her that her hair smells nice.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-03-2020 15:46
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-03-2020 15:48
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
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