RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-03-2020 22:57
What did the hat say to the tie?
You hang around. I'll go on a head!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-03-2020 22:59
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
Look, Grandpa, no hands!
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 14-03-2020 23:03
What do you call a factory that sells good products?
A satisfactory
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 15-03-2020 12:14
Since the football has been suspended I’ve had to start talking to my wife.
Seems like a nice Woman
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 15-03-2020 20:52
Life without women would be a pain in the butt.......
..........Literally
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 15-03-2020 20:53
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 15-03-2020 20:55
In the morning Tom calls to his boss:
– Good morning, boss, unfortunately, I’m not coming to work today. I’m really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I’m not coming into work.”
The boss replies:
– You know Tom; I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Bob calls:
– Boss, I followed your advice, and I feel great! I’ll be at work soon.
By the way, you got a nice house.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 15-03-2020 20:56
Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up…
If you’re not in prison.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 15-03-2020 20:59
I don’t think it’s possible for me to become a sniper.
Not by a long shot.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 15-03-2020 21:00
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are in an elevator.
They all are standing there awkwardly until one of the spots a stain on the carpet.
The redhead says “it looks like cum”.
The brunette smells it and says “it smells like cum”.
The blonde goes and licks it and says ” nobody in this building”.
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