RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-03-2020 19:45
Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-03-2020 19:46
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday.
All the others are weekdays.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-03-2020 19:49
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-03-2020 19:51
The same bike tries to run me down every day.
It sounds like a vicious cycle.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-03-2020 19:52
Did you hear about the guy who sued over his missing luggage?
He lost his case.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-03-2020 19:55
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks for a bottle of Viagra.
The pharmacist says, "Do you have a prescription?"
The guy says, "No, but here's a picture of my wife."
"I'll have that ready for you in 10 minutes, sir," said the pharmacist.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-03-2020 19:55
To the guy who stole my antidepressants:
I hope you’re happy now.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-03-2020 19:57
Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky-dive.
When I got to the door of the plane I just couldn't jump so the 6ft 7inch
black instructor unzips his fly and says, "If you don't jump you're getting
this baby right up your ass!"
Mick asks, "Did you jump?"
Paddy replies; "A little bit... when it first went in."
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-03-2020 19:59
A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment.
"Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked "I'll need the information for the doctor."
"It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection."
"Well, the doctor is very busy today," the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."
RE: Jokes - Sm© - 23-03-2020 18:14
Found this on twitter
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