RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-03-2020 20:38
I'm emotionally constipated.
I haven't given a shit in days.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-03-2020 20:40
What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
About three inches.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-03-2020 20:42
What's a mixed feeling?
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-03-2020 20:44
My girlfriend came out of the shower and said "I shaved my pussy, you know what that means?
I said "yeah, the drain is clogged again. "
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-03-2020 20:50
The word of the day is Legs.
Now go spread the word.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-03-2020 20:58
A dick has a sad life.
His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 25-03-2020 13:53
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-03-2020 21:14
You can kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-03-2020 21:15
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence.
As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-03-2020 21:17
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
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