RE: Jokes - rover - 28-11-2009 21:38
Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?"
Man - "I've got an orange willy!"
Doc - "What?"
Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."
Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?"
Man - "Not really"
Doc - "What about stress at work?"
Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"
Doc - "That sounds very stressful."
Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated"
Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life?"
Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and put me down every chance she got."
Doc - "That sounds stressful"
Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier."
Doc - "I see, what about your social life?"
Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."
Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"
Man - "Watch porn and eat Wotsits."
RE: Jokes - black knight - 29-11-2009 13:12
the rooneys are enjoying having their baby home.they,re looking forward to teaching him to speak so that one day he,ll be able to communicate with his son.
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 29-11-2009 13:21
hear' about the bloke who got caught sucking on a fishermans friend!!!
RE: Jokes - black knight - 29-11-2009 13:24
(29-11-2009 13:21 )jackobanger Wrote: hear' about the bloke who got caught sucking on a fishermans friend!!!
no,go on then
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 29-11-2009 13:35
(29-11-2009 13:24 )85stevewest Wrote: (29-11-2009 13:21 )jackobanger Wrote: hear' about the bloke who got caught sucking on a fishermans friend!!!
no,go on then
ok steve mate.....well the woman who caught him was later arrested for sliding down a firemans pole!
RE: Jokes - black knight - 29-11-2009 13:38
hey mate,lol...cheers
i used to live in newmarket and went to the same newsagent all the jockeys used.i knew they went there because all the porn was on the bottom shelf
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 29-11-2009 13:44
why are politicians never straight with answers?
cos their all bent mate!!!
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 29-11-2009 13:44
Has anyone got Derren Brown's phone number?
I'm still stuck in this fucking chair.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 29-11-2009 13:45
I came downstairs this morning to see that my curtains were drawn.
All the furniture was real though.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 29-11-2009 13:46
Executives for I'm A Celebrity have said viewing figures have dropped by over 2 million since Katie Price left the jungle.
That's because her ex-boyfriends have stopped watching.
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