RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-05-2020 15:49
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-05-2020 15:50
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-05-2020 15:51
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-05-2020 15:53
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
RE: Jokes - HLO - 02-05-2020 19:57
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”
RE: Jokes - HLO - 02-05-2020 20:03
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea.
I can’t stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 02-05-2020 20:22
Jack was nimble, but Jack was quick. So Jill preferred the candlestick!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-05-2020 20:38
I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay.
She said she didn't have time.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-05-2020 20:39
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn.
It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-05-2020 20:43
If a fire-fighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?
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