RE: Jokes - 2015watcher - 13-06-2020 21:58
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Urine!
Urine Who?
Urine secure, don't know what for.
Q: Which football team uses the most toilet paper? A: Arsenal.
Q: Why are the dirty kids so good at football? A: Because they are Messi.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-06-2020 17:06
Two Trees and a Woodpecker
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here
is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son
of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just
then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is
a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I
have ever poked my pecker into.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-06-2020 17:09
What is management's problem with me looking at porn on the Internet while I'm at my desk? It's not like I don't clean up after myself.
RE: Jokes - Chrisst - 14-06-2020 19:17
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-06-2020 21:06
I asked my partner if I was the only one, she’s/he’s been with.
She/he said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-06-2020 21:07
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club.
Thank you all for coming.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-06-2020 21:08
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-06-2020 21:10
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-06-2020 21:12
Having sex in an elevator is wrong.
On so many levels.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-06-2020 21:13
Whats long and hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber
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