RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 20-06-2020 20:35
Did you hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili?
I guess he liked seasoned professionals.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 20-06-2020 20:38
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don’t have balls to scratch.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 21-06-2020 22:06
Random lady at a local store: “You’re supposed to be wearing a mask.” Me: “I’m supposed to be wearing underwear too, yet here we are.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-06-2020 22:23
Why did the farmer win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-06-2020 22:24
What do cows most like to read?
Cattle-logs.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-06-2020 22:25
What’s the best way to burn 1,000 calories?
Leave the pizza in the oven.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-06-2020 22:26
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-06-2020 22:28
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-06-2020 22:29
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 22-06-2020 10:30
A boy asks his dad, how many different types of boobs are there ?
The dad replies, in her 20's a women's boobs are like apples, firm & juicy.
In her 30's & 40's they are like pears, still firm but hanging a bit.
In her 50's they are more like onions though, they just make you want to cry.
The boy's sister then asks the mother how many different types of Willies are there ?
Well, said the mother, in his 20's a man's willie is like an oak, firm & strong
In his 30's & 40's it's like a willow, still firm but a little bendy.
In his 50's though, it's more like a Christmas tree, dead from the root up & and the balls are only there for decoration.
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