RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-07-2020 18:09
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.
He's now a seasoned veteran.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-07-2020 18:10
I'm recently become addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-07-2020 18:11
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-07-2020 18:12
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the telly.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-07-2020 18:13
I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-07-2020 18:14
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 13-07-2020 13:24
Coffee. It's not everyone's cup of tea.
RE: Jokes - The Goatman - 13-07-2020 18:29
Why don't witches wear underwear ? Because the need to grip the broom
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-07-2020 20:53
Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-07-2020 20:54
What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A Genealogist looks up your family tree, whereas a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.
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