RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-11-2020 18:37
They say make up sex is the best
Which is lucky, because all my sex is made up
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-11-2020 18:39
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-11-2020 18:41
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better.
Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”
The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying.
A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face.
She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
RE: Jokes - lovebabes56 - 05-11-2020 19:32
Any Trump jokes?
RE: Jokes - PhredE - 06-11-2020 12:06
I recently qualified as PCSO.. last night was very busy being bonfire night..
I caught 2 kids, 1 stealing a battery and the other a firework..
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I charged one and let the other off..
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-11-2020 14:31
Did you hear about the man who ejaculated without a penis?
He came out of nowhere.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-11-2020 14:32
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years, your job will still suck.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-11-2020 14:33
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but fathers end up playing with them.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 06-11-2020 14:49
(05-11-2020 19:32 )lovebabes56 Wrote: Any Trump jokes?
Here's one for you lovebabes56  
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 07-11-2020 19:16
I went to my monthly premature ejaculators anonymous support group meeting today.
Turns out it's tomorrow instead.
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