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RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue - i'llbeback123 - 06-11-2011 14:23

austin powers :the spy who shagged me Smile

english colonel: we've had reports there's a spy in the ministry of defense. the contents of this room are vital to the country. (approaches fat bastard) be on special alert.
fat bastard: (salutes the colonel) yes, sir.
english colonel: (disgusted) and er, try to lose some weight for god's sake.
fat bastard: (salutes the colonel again) YES SIR!
the english colonel salutes fat bastard, rolls his eyes and leaves
fat bastard: (under his breath) mr english colonel tellin' me to lose weight oh, i'm a hard case, he says well, listen up, sonny jim...i ate a baby! oh, aye baby. the other other white meat. baby: it's what for dinner.

the president:(angry) jiminy jumpin' jesus, i can't believe we're gonna pay that madman. i got nukes up the ying-yang (picks up red telephone) just let me launch one, for god's sake (gen. hawk stops him)
gen. hawk: sir, are you suggesting that we blow up the moon?
the president: would you miss it? (looks around the room) would you miss it?

RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue - bigguy01 - 08-11-2011 20:53

Team America (fuck yeah) too many to put here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes

Lisa: I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is down! I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.! has to be the funniest line in the film.





RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue - i'llbeback123 - 12-11-2011 21:27

the glimmer man (1996) Smile

mr smith bodyguard (pissed): if you ever pull that shit on me again, I'LL KILL YOU, and all your little chinese moo shu port-potions in the world, will not save you next time
jack cole: you know, you shouldn't knock chinese potions, i have somethng in my pocket right now that competely clear up that bruise on your forehead!
mr smith bodyguard (confused): what bruise?
jack cole decks the guy, guy goes down
jack cole: that bruise!!

basic instinct (1992) Smile

john correli: there's no smoking in this building, miss tramelli!
catherine tramelli (stops,pauses): what you gonna do, charge me with smoking

RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue - handsomeSOB - 12-11-2011 22:18

almost anything from only fools and horses

RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue - handsomeSOB - 13-11-2011 00:56

from american dad
(after finding ollie north's hidden gold)
"'ey, you! get it? because AU is the chemical symbol for gold"

RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue - i'llbeback123 - 18-11-2011 01:51

from planes trains & automobiles (1987)Smile

Del: You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue - iamthatjack - 24-11-2011 22:36

From Happy Gilmore:

Nursing home orderly (Ben Stiller) - Okay, listen up everybody! Turn up your volumes, announcement. I got good news. We're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today!
Old lady - My fingers hurt.
Orderly - (softly) What's that?
Lady - My fingers hurt.
Orderly - Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscapin' duty. Hmm, anybody else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so.

Grandma - Sir, um, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep.
Orderly - You could trouble me for a glass of warm milk. Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep. Check out the nametag. You're in my world now Grandma.
Grandma - Oh dear.

RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue - Black Harry J - 25-11-2011 18:28

From "One foot in the Grave" - Victor Meldrew walk into a garage to pick up his car.
Victor: "Victor Meldrew, the Crimson Avenger!"

RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue - i'llbeback123 - 25-11-2011 23:51

only fools and horses - S04E04 - It's Only Rock And Roll Smile

del: (sigh) it's only a pipe dream, rodney
rodney: least i had a dream del, it more than i got now, aint it
del: ah, come on rodders, you didn't really think you were going nowhere did ya! i mean, just take a look at them other three, their got about five and half brains cells between them, and one of them, was on the blink i tell ya

RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue - tsurugi - 26-11-2011 00:51

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