RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-11-2020 19:27
When I meet a new women, I immediately start talking about global warming.
It’s a real ice breaker
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-11-2020 19:09
A recent questionaire asked 100 women if their c#*t twitched after sex.
98% replied no he usually just rolls over and falls asleep
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-11-2020 19:10
I picked up a fat chick wearing a tracksuit in my taxi and dropped her off
at the park.
She jumped out and started jogging down the road beside me.
"You go girl!" I shouted with a wolf whistle. "You'll be losing those
pounds before you know it."
"My fucking scarf's trapped in the door, you arsehole," she replied.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-11-2020 19:13
My friend was suggesting we watch a movie...
He said, "The Matrix?"
I said, "Seen it."
He said, "Avatar?"
I said, "Seen it."
He said, "Lord of the Rings?"
I said, "Seen it."
He said, "Batman?"
I said, "Seen it."
He said, "My mum's minge."
I said, "Seen it."
"Ha ha," he said, "I knew you weren't listening."
I said, "Yes I was."
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 29-11-2020 00:25
I know a transvestite from the north of England.
He's got a Wigan address.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 29-11-2020 00:27
Sadly my friend Gavin died from chronic heartburn.
Can't believe Gaviscon.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 29-11-2020 00:28
I can't believe it....just found out my grandad is addicted to Viagra. Nobody is taking it harder than my poor old Nan!
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 29-11-2020 00:31
Been a bit pissed off with my wife recently. She keeps saying I'm tight and I never take her out.
So. I proved her wrong - took her out for tea and biscuits - the posh ones and it was really nice.
Quite exciting as well in a way as she's never given blood before.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 29-11-2020 15:50
As the wife and I headed off on a romantic vacation we talked about what
kinky things we'd like to do to each other.
She said, "I've always wanted to be hand cuffed"
So I planted a kilo of cocaine in her suitcase ...
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-11-2020 16:02
I asked my partner if I was the only one, she’s been with.
She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”
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