RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-12-2020 23:15
What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?
Still no-eye deer.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-12-2020 23:16
What is one of the best Christmas presents that you can give and receive?
A broken drum.
Why?
Because you can’t beat it!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-12-2020 23:17
I have this incredible ability to predict what’s inside a wrapped present.
It’s a gift.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-12-2020 23:18
What is Santa’s favourite kind of pizza?
One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-12-2020 23:19
I got a universal remote control for Christmas.
This changes everything.
RE: Jokes - Chrisst - 25-12-2020 23:44
I can just see us gathering together all the little bits of paper out of christmas crackers littering dining tables the length of the country and copying them out on here.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 26-12-2020 00:02
Q. What's a reindeers favourite game?
A. Stable-tennis.
Q. What do you get if you cross Santa
with a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker!
Q. What King is the most popular at
Christmas?
A. A Stocking
Q. What goes "oh, oh, oh??
A. Santa walking backwards!
Q. What do you get when you cross
a bell with a skunk?
A. Jingle smells!
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 26-12-2020 01:21
(26-12-2020 00:02 )illbeback123 Wrote: Q. What's a reindeers favourite game?
A. Stable-tennis.
Q. What do you get if you cross Santa
with a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker!
Q. What King is the most popular at
Christmas?
A. A Stocking
Q. What goes "oh, oh, oh??
A. Santa walking backwards!
Q. What do you get when you cross
a bell with a skunk?
A. Jingle smells!
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 26-12-2020 01:29
My girlfriend was putting sun cream on.
"Do you mind doing my back?" she asked.
"Let's pretend I'm your butler" I winked. "My name's Dawes."
"Ok!" she giggled, "Would you mind doing my back, Dawes?"
And that was all the invitation I needed...
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 26-12-2020 18:20
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