RE: Jokes - ukdoll - 31-12-2020 20:42
(31-12-2020 20:31 )Chrisst Wrote: Patient: Doctor, I think I'm going deaf.
Doctor: What are the symptoms?
Patient: Well, they're a cartoon family on television.
I would take my hat off to you, if i had another hat on under this one
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-12-2020 22:20
How did you quit smoking?
I decided to smoke only after sex.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-12-2020 22:21
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a clitoris?
Nothing - Men just don’t care.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-12-2020 22:23
What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion?
“It’s not what it looks like!”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-12-2020 22:24
What’s the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms?
Ones a Goodyear.
The other is a great year
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 07-01-2021 21:54
So Lewis Hamilton gets a knighthood for driving a car fast.
All I got was three points and a fine.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 07-01-2021 21:56
It's Motown weather out there.
Three Degrees. Four Tops.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-01-2021 16:53
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-01-2021 16:55
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-01-2021 17:09
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
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