RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-01-2021 21:38
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-01-2021 21:39
What did the drummer call his two twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-01-2021 21:46
A little old man who’s hard of hearing goes to see the doctor.
As he can’t hear very well, he takes his wife with him.
The doctor examines the man and then says, “I think we need to take a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample.”
The old man turns to his wife and asks, “What did he say?”
The wife replies, “He said he wants your underwear.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 15-01-2021 19:24
I absolutely hate people who take drugs.
Like customs officers and the police for example.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 16-01-2021 14:14
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-01-2021 17:45
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-01-2021 17:46
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-01-2021 17:47
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-01-2021 17:50
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 16-01-2021 18:03
A man pops into a boozer to use their wifi
man - is your wifi free?
barman - yes
man - can i have the password please?
barman - you have to buy a pint first...
man interrupts him - oh flippin eck, okay then a pint of lager please
barman begins to pour him a pint
man - so what's the password then?
barman - you have to buy a pint first all one word in lowercase
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