RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-02-2021 20:00
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 09-03-2021 01:48
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: it's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer.
3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
5. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than your wife.
6. Good: You give the 'birds and bees' talk to your 10 year old daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.
7. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend.
8. Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 09-03-2021 19:59
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 12-03-2021 19:09
What do you call a cow with 2 legs
Lean beef
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 12-03-2021 19:17
Is buttcheeks one word or should they be spread apart ?
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-03-2021 21:34
If a dove is the bird of peace, then is a swallow the bird of love?
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-03-2021 21:35
My gay friend got fired from the sperm bank because they caught him drinking on the job.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 12-03-2021 22:18
My friend has a band who are playing a gig next weekend. He said the doors open at 7 but I'm pretty sure Jim Morrison is dead.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 12-03-2021 22:19
A woman wants to surprise her hubby, goes to a tattooist and asks him to do two butterflies on her butt cheeks. The tattooist says: "I can't do butterflies, but I can do two bees." She agrees. She goes back home, puts on a sexy teddy turns around in front of her husband, spread her cheeks and says: "That's for you". He's shocked: "Who the hell is Bob?"
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 13-03-2021 19:02
What do you call a magician who has lost his magic ?
Ian
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