RE: Jokes - lovebabes56 - 13-03-2021 20:11
Two flies in an airing cupboard which one is in the the army?
The one on the tank!!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-03-2021 20:11
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-03-2021 20:12
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 13-03-2021 21:24
They say swimming with Dolphins is expensive but swimming with Sharks costs an arm and a leg.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 13-03-2021 22:42
I was talking to a lumberjack the other day, he told me over the years he has cut down 15000 trees.
How do you know its 15000 i asked.
I keep a Log he replied.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-03-2021 17:06
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-03-2021 17:07
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-03-2021 17:08
How do you learn to be a trash collector?
Just pick it up as you go along
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 20-03-2021 22:57
The wife says she is leaving me in the morning because of my addiction to 80's boy band Wham.
OK, I said just wake me up before go go.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 20-03-2021 23:06
I rubbed tomato ketchup in my eyes.
In Heinz sight I wish I hadn't done it.
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