RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 01-04-2021 17:25
I was masturbating today and my hand fell asleep – that’s got to be the ultimate rejection.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 01-04-2021 17:27
How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
By the taste.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 01-04-2021 17:29
I don’t think it’s possible for me to become a sniper.
Not by a long shot.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 01-04-2021 19:45
I've taken up blindfolded darts. It's brilliant. You should try it too...
...go on, you don't know what you're missing!
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 02-04-2021 15:25
I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg so I said to him "I bet I know what your favourite Christian festival is"
He said, "Have to love Easter, baby"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-04-2021 15:54
What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14 Carrot Gold
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-04-2021 15:55
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-04-2021 15:56
What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-04-2021 15:59
What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter?
Tired.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 03-04-2021 06:28
Easter 2020 jokes!
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
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