RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-05-2021 18:35
My math teacher asked me why I was doing my math homework on the floor.
I said: “You told us to do them without using tables.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-05-2021 18:38
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV.
The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, "What are you staring at?"
"A spider," he replies.
"I don't see anything," she says.
"Oh, it must have fallen on your head," he said calmly.
The wife jumps up screaming...
The man says, "While you're up, can you get me another beer?"
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 05-05-2021 19:55
I had been planning to stage a world hide and seek championship.
But top class players are hard to find.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-05-2021 18:10
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology..
has always been my Achilles' elbow.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-05-2021 18:12
My wife says I treat her like she’s a god..
every meal is a burnt offering.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-05-2021 18:13
I've just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman.
It's very rewarding but quite challenging..
It took me a while to get her husbands voice right.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-05-2021 18:16
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden..
The plot thickens.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-05-2021 18:40
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-05-2021 18:43
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-05-2021 18:45
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