RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 19-05-2021 20:49
I was sitting at a bar last night and this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer.
I glance over at him and ask if he knows any of those martial arts like Kung fu, or Karate or Ju Jitsu. He says "No, WTF man!? Are you asking because I’m Chinese?"
I said no, it’s because you’re drinking my beer.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-05-2021 21:48
Secretary: “Doctor, the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.”
Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-05-2021 21:49
Exaggerations have become an epidemic.
They went up by a million percent last year.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-05-2021 21:51
I used to be addicted to soap.
But I’m clean now.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-05-2021 21:52
The past, present and future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 20-05-2021 13:35
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 20-05-2021 16:32
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 20-05-2021 16:56
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 20-05-2021 16:57
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 20-05-2021 17:00
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