RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 29-05-2021 19:11
I had my first parachute jump today and I was terrified. This guy strapped himself to me and we jumped out.
As we plummeted to earth he said, "So, how long have you been an instructor?"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 29-05-2021 19:13
My wife walked in on me after my shower while I was blow drying my d**k and balls and asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
Apparently, "heating up your dinner" was not the right answer.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 29-05-2021 19:14
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 29-05-2021 20:26
Why are mathematicians never constipated ?
Because they can always work it out with a pencil and paper.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-05-2021 21:03
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-05-2021 21:05
How is virginity like a soap bubble?
One prick and it is gone forever.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-05-2021 21:06
Why are women like parking spaces?
The good ones are already taken.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-05-2021 21:07
My wife of 60 years told me, “Let’s go upstairs and make love.”
I just sighed and said, “Choose one, I can’t do both.”
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 31-05-2021 15:38
What’s the cheapest meat you can buy?
Deer balls, they’re under a buck..
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 31-05-2021 15:40
A slice of pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas..
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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