RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 31-05-2021 15:41
My wife left me for being unnecessarily mysterious..
or did she?
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 31-05-2021 15:42
The umpire during the mixed double stopped the match due to there being 4 balls on one side of the court.
However once Andy Murray and Serena Williams adjusted their underwear, normal play resumed.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-05-2021 18:38
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RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-06-2021 17:27
A cockroach can survive a nuclear holocaust, but if you swat it with a newspaper it would die instantly..
This shows how toxic the media is.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-06-2021 17:28
I'm on death row and just been asked what I want for my last meal.
I've requested an all-you-can-eat buffet with an everlasting gobstopper.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-06-2021 17:30
My wife accused me of cheating..
I told her she was starting to sound like my mistress.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-06-2021 17:31
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why are you doing that?
Dad: So you don't get bored there.
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