RE: Jokes - Skyline - 12-06-2021 12:00
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-06-2021 13:48
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-06-2021 13:53
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-06-2021 13:54
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.
He’s now a seasoned veteran.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-06-2021 13:55
I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-06-2021 13:56
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence.
As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-06-2021 13:58
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know, and I don’t care.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 12-06-2021 16:30
The wife was going through all the 5p & 10p coins on the kitchen table when she suddenly got angry and started shouting & crying for no apparent reason.....I thought to myself, "She's going through the change!!!".
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 12-06-2021 16:35
It's amazing to see how time flies,
I can still remember when my wife and I were first married and not long after a lovely little chubby creature with bow legs and no teeth who was always dribbling and wetting itself came into our lives and gave us countless sleepless nights!!
Nah.....it wasn't a baby.....her MUM came to live with us!!..
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 12-06-2021 16:36
A group of cowboys were out on the range branding some cattle. While they were away the new cook saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that night's dinner he slaughtered the sheep, and cooked it. That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and ignoring the cook. He pulled one aside and asked," Did I screw up the cooking" "No", the cowboy replied, "You cooked up the screwing."
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