RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 06-08-2021 18:36
A friend of mine lives on a house boat, he started seeing the girl next door but sadly it didn't last.
They just drifted apart.
RE: Jokes - gazcraw77 - 06-08-2021 19:08
A man walks into a Bar
Thank you im here all weekend
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 07-08-2021 10:49
Just went into my butchers and asked for some tripe.
He gave me a Love Island box set.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 07-08-2021 10:50
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 07-08-2021 10:52
Daffy Duck calls the hotel desk and asks for a condom. They ask “shall we put it on your bill?” and he replies “are you thucking thupid I’ll thucking thuffocate”
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 07-08-2021 10:58
Our local vicar has gone missing.
We’ve called Missing Parsons.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-08-2021 15:26
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-08-2021 15:27
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
He got fired.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-08-2021 15:28
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-08-2021 15:32
Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
He’s fully recovered.
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