RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-08-2021 18:46
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing trousers.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-08-2021 18:48
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 13-08-2021 13:56
My wife asked me what would stop the stairs from creaking.
Apparently Slimming World was not the right answer.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-08-2021 18:18
I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive.
My girlfriend lives forty miles away.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-08-2021 18:19
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-08-2021 18:20
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife.
She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-08-2021 18:21
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 26-08-2021 01:16
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-08-2021 13:45
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, ‘Yes, who did you think it was?
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-08-2021 13:47
I’m very old now and I’ve got a body like a dropped lasagne.
Women now look at my naked body in the same fearful way that pensioners look at snow
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