RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-08-2021 13:49
One sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears.
Personally, I think it’s bollocks.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-08-2021 13:50
If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 01-09-2021 22:31
What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?
A con descending.
I'll get my coat
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-09-2021 18:55
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-09-2021 18:56
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-09-2021 18:57
Why should you never trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-09-2021 18:58
You heard the rumour going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 18-09-2021 18:15
My best mate has just told me he is addicted to viagra.
No one is taking it harder than his wife.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-09-2021 17:17
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right!"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-09-2021 17:19
"I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a fanta sea."
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