RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-10-2021 17:57
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right!"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-10-2021 17:58
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-10-2021 18:01
"You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine."
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 21-10-2021 18:01
How do you make a room full of old ladies say "f*ck"??... Shout "BINGO!!"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-10-2021 15:07
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-10-2021 15:09
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-10-2021 15:10
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
“Beat it. We’re closed.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-10-2021 15:11
Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 22-10-2021 20:31
I hear 40% of pet owners let their pets share their bed, so I thought I would give it a go.
Sadly my Godfish died.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 22-10-2021 20:34
I bought a pack of luminous condoms yesterday and thought I would try one last night.
I didn't have sex but at least I could read a book in bed without putting the light on.
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