RE: Jokes - Factotum - 29-10-2021 19:28
Nursery rhymes for modern times....
Jack and Jill went up the hill to buy some chips and sweeties... Now Jack can't get his heart rate down, and Jill's got diabetes....
Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, he kissed them too, coz he was gay....
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. It was poorly constructed, and never been checked, so he made twenty grand through claims direct....
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 29-10-2021 20:12
What happens if you don't pay your exorcism bill ?
You get repossessed.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 30-10-2021 16:11
What’s a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
Blood vessels
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-10-2021 18:53
Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
It didn’t have a haunting license.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-10-2021 18:54
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-10-2021 18:55
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?
Get a broom!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-10-2021 18:56
What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Wrap music.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 30-10-2021 21:55
What’s four inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy?
An empty toilet paper roll
RE: Jokes - PhredE - 31-10-2021 10:37
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RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-10-2021 21:33
Why do we carve pumpkins at Halloween?
Because they have less blood and aren’t as messy as animals.
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