RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-10-2021 22:34
What do you call it when a vampire has a serious problem in his home?
It’s a Grave problem.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-10-2021 22:36
I got so sick of trick-or-treaters on Halloween night that I finally turned off all the lights and pretended I wasn’t home.
Forget the ships! My lighthouse, my rules!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-10-2021 22:38
Do you want to invest in my startup company to destroy all vampires?
I’m the main stakeholder.
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 04-11-2021 14:29
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 04-11-2021 20:11
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 04-11-2021 20:12
I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win.
No pun in ten did.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 04-11-2021 20:13
You heard the rumour going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 04-11-2021 20:14
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-11-2021 14:50
At a wedding recently I said to the bloke stood next to me…
“Brides a bit of a dog isn’t she”
“Do you mind, that’s my daughter”
“Sorry, I didn’t realise you were her dad”
“I’m not, I’m her fuckin mother”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-11-2021 16:34
I have a tremendous sex drive.
My girlfriend lives forty miles away.
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